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Lazy Saturday

Here we are; it’s Saturday. A day of leisure and the gentle art of doing nothing. Yet, it’s the season openers I'm attempting to follow in baseball, a sport resembling slow performance art with men crouching in the batter's box, their faces masked in concentration as they coax a tiny white sphere to glory. It’s early in the season, and everyone is trying to find their rhythm with those first few hits while swinging for the fences.

I'm tracking two games: the Angels and the Cubs. It feels like herding cats while solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded! Early in the season, the rosters showcase a mix of new faces. Players eagerly pursue their first hit and a home run–the thrilling moment they circle the bases, signifying the actual start of the season.

Outside, the wind whips the trees restlessly. The sun plays peek-a-boo, offering brief glimpses before hiding behind grumpy clouds. Like me, it's a day that can't decide its mood.

Inside the house is a study in quiet diligence. The neighbors, presumably, are engaged in the mysterious activities that occupy suburban dwellers on a Saturday afternoon. The wife, meanwhile, is in her office, grappling with her desk in a battle of epic proportions. This challenge comes with a never-ending stack of paper and a rather daunting shredder grinding. I assume she's attempting to decipher the mountain of paperwork or perhaps negotiating a treaty with a particularly stubborn filing cabinet.

Meanwhile, I've retreated to the porch, finding solace from the household chaos and the sofa's gravitational pull. A shot of rye whiskey—my tiny, amber beacon of sanity—rests beside my iPad. Then, as if prompted by some unseen force, the neighbors appear. One by one, they emerge onto the sidewalks, each with a canine companion, a mix of terriers and Labradors, and what looks like a small, fluffy cloud on a leash.

“Hello, nice day, isn’t it?” they’d say, with a cheerful, slightly windblown greeting.

“Indeed,” I’d reply, nodding vaguely, attempting to maintain some semblance of focus on the game while acknowledging the social conventions of suburban life. It’s a delicate balancing act, like trying to catch greased lighting while reciting the Gettysburg Address.

The inevitable question, “What's for lunch?” echoed through the house. Too lazy to go out, I opted for a hotdog, microwaved to rubbery perfection, a bowl of popcorn, and a glass filled with ice and Coca-Cola. In short–a meal that would make a nutritionist weep.

Baseball–curious. It's a game of statistics and strategy, exit velocities, and launch angles, reminiscent of my physics textbook. Yet, beneath the numbers and jargon, a mystical quality exists—a sense of hope and possibility that endures, even when the Angels undermine my optimism. 

That hope centers on the first big hit, a double play, stabbing a line drive, or the first glorious home run.

Both games have become nail-biters. With two outs and runners on first and third, the tension is palpable, making even cynical observers feel a flicker of excitement.

And then, just like that, it's over. A bloop single, a diving catch, and the final out. The moment, suspense, and hope vanish like a wisp of smoke in the wind.

By the way, the wind still has its little fit, and the trees are swaying and bending like a chorus line in a particularly energetic musical. I take a sip of my Coca-Cola and contemplate the mysteries of baseball, the vagaries of hope, the enduring battle between the wife and her desk, the parade of dogs and their human companions, and the sheer, unadulterated laziness of a Saturday afternoon lunch.

Yes, it’s a quiet afternoon, a strange and slightly perplexing afternoon, and yet, somehow, it’s perfectly–Saturday.

I'm Patrick Ball. Stay curious and enjoy the season. See you in the next episode.

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